病例 – Medical history

病例A

人名:王小明

性别:男

岁数:23

病例:对人性过敏,身体生疮

治疗:打麻痹针,让病人对人性麻木

病例B

人名:陈明

性别:女

岁数:0

病例:无。但有产生华人性的可能性

治疗:打EL—预防针,以避免华人性入侵

病例C

人名:Joel

性别:男 / 女

岁数:40

病例:国族性的消失

治疗:加强心理辅导。对病患阅读爱国书籍,限制只穿红白的衣服

—— 见《WhyNot 不为什么》,第三期,2015年1月。

Medical History A

Name: Wang Xiaoming

Gender: Male

Age: 23

Medical History: Hypersensitivity to human nature, body lesions

Treatment: Anaesthetic injection, to numb patient to human nature

Medical History B

Name: Chen Ming

Gender: Female

Age: 0

Medical history: None. Possibility of developing Chinese tendencies

Treatment: English vaccination against Chinese tendencies

Medical History C

Name: Joel

Gender: Undetermined

Age: 40

Medical History: Disappearance of nationalism

Treatment: Increase psychological counselling. Read patriotic books to patient, limit attire to red and white clothing.

Translated by Wang Tiancheng 王天成

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